Listen up, crypto comrades! Chuck Norris memes in the crypto-sphere are wilder than a bull market on roller skates. Rumor has it his private key is just him winking. Wallets send Chuck a friend request for protection tips, but he only accepts Bitcoin. If laughter was a currency, these memes would be mooning! Get ready to ROFLcopter your way to crypto hilarity - Chuck Norris style!
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What did ChuckNorris say about crypto?
Chuck Norris doesn't need a hardware wallet; his sheer presence encrypts the blockchain.
Chuck Norris doesn't trade altcoins; altcoins trade themselves when they hear he's interested.
Chuck Norris doesn't fear a bear market; bears fear a Chuck market.
Chuck Norris doesn't use decentralized exchanges; he just stares at his crypto until it exchanges itself.
Chuck Norris's seed phrase is just the word "Chuck" repeated 24 times.
Chuck Norris once mined a Bitcoin by staring at his computer screen – it just didn't have the heart to say no.
Chuck Norris's password is so secure, even he can't remember it.
Chuck Norris's ICO raised funds before he even thought about launching one.
Chuck Norris's Wi-Fi connection is so fast; it reached the moon before Elon Musk's rocket.
Chuck Norris's crypto portfolio doesn't need rebalancing; it balances itself out of respect.
Shhhh Chuck Norris can take your mom!